01."Your life is a beer glass Micah, but you want champagne"—— Barry Kirwan  "The Eden Paradox"

02."This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are long gone."—— Sam Shepard  "True West"

03."Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends"—— Francis Bacon

04."Is the price of success an empty heart

To pour just one glass of champagne

Oh this huge warm mansion of gilded art

And no one to kiss in the rain"

—— Ramayana Roxas  "At 23"

05.Wine is bottled poetry.—— Robert Louis Stevenson

06."[Wine is] poetry in a bottle."—— Clifton Fadiman

07."There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."—— Bette Davis

08."My glass is not only half-full, it holds five-hundred-dollar-a-bottle Dom Perignon champagne."—— Suzanne Brockmann  "Into the Storm"

09."Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. —Aristophanes, Greek comic poet

c. 450-385 BCE

"—— Tom Standage  "A History of the World in 6 Glasses"

10.I like nice things. I like champagne.—— Fats Domino

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11.A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool.—— Joseph Roux

12."Burgundy makes you think of silly things, Bordeaux makes you talk of them and Champagne makes you do them."—— Jean Anthelme Brillat Savarin

13."Well, I can hardly lick champagne off your dazzling personality, now can I?"—— Mora Early  "Twisted Arrangement"

14."Champagne is never a mistake."—— Liane Moriarty  "Big Little Lies"

15.I want to drink champagne from ladies' shoes.—— Mal Peet

16."What is a quote? A quote

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is a cut, a section, a slice of someone's orange. You suck the slice, toss the rind, skate away."—— Anne Carson  "Decreation"

17."At the time I started in ballet they were dancing 'The Spirit of Champagne' on pointe, in Paris. I thought, 'I don't want to dance the spirit of champagne, I want to drink it!"—— Martha Graham  "Blood Memory"

18.I'm going to have some fabulous nights out with champagne.—— Christian Siriano

19."BALLS! We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them HERE, and we want them NOW."—— Bruce Robinson  "Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay"

20."treatment. You know, champagne, caviar"—— Karen Rose  "Broken Silence"